I choose my husband's mistresses, I have to lick the creampie off of them 💦

Did you sleep through an orgy? No problem, let's fuck again, right?

Caught a girl cheating - who gives a fuck, it's all right for a friend

I'll take a blowjob, but fuck me - fat dicks make me come

Friend girl is fucking, what about me? Guys, there's two of you, fuck me too 🥹

Don't call the Dodo Pizza delivery guy if you don't pay like this ☝